this-fragile-bird:

lololol

i have to constantly remind myself

isntshegorgeous:

i dont mean anything to u and u dont think about me…

so why should i think about u or why should u mean something to me

I will be single for the foreseeable future…

Because I am evidently the best friend any girl could ever have.

toptumbles:

Sleepy baby polar bear

sweettartsloveryo: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

sweettartsloveryo:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.


Love this game.

Love this game.

Maybe she’s on her period…

…Or maybe she’s just a bitch.

yaoknowwhatiming:

Scalabrine -> NBA point guard

Such a beast. THE WHITE MAMBA STRIKES!